You see this dog? Guess what? It was originally bred to hunt lions. LIONS. IT HUNTED LIONS AND ANNIHILATED THEM WITH THEIR SHARP TEETH AND THEIR HIGH BONE DENSITY AND THEIR OVERWHELMING CUTENESS. THE DOG CAN RUN UP TO THIRTY MILES AT A TIME. THAT IS, LIKE, MORE THAN A MARATHON! AND IT’S SO CUTE AND STRONG AND I WOULD BE A BILLION TIMES MORE MANLY THAN I ALREADY AM IF I HAD ONE BECAUSE LOOK AT IT! IT’S CALLED A RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DRAGON. A FREAKING DRAGON! THIS DOG LIKE A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON THAT HUNTS LIONS AND CAN RUN MARATHONS!
This dog is such a stud.

You see this dog? Guess what? It was originally bred to hunt lions. LIONS. IT HUNTED LIONS AND ANNIHILATED THEM WITH THEIR SHARP TEETH AND THEIR HIGH BONE DENSITY AND THEIR OVERWHELMING CUTENESS. THE DOG CAN RUN UP TO THIRTY MILES AT A TIME. THAT IS, LIKE, MORE THAN A MARATHON! AND IT’S SO CUTE AND STRONG AND I WOULD BE A BILLION TIMES MORE MANLY THAN I ALREADY AM IF I HAD ONE BECAUSE LOOK AT IT! IT’S CALLED A RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DRAGON. A FREAKING DRAGON! THIS DOG LIKE A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON THAT HUNTS LIONS AND CAN RUN MARATHONS!

This dog is such a stud.

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