I’m on an airplane and sitting right next to the emergency exit door and my palms are sweaty and I’m super close to having a panic attack but not quite there because I am absolutely terrified that the door is going to suddenly burst open and I’m going to go plummeting some 10,000 feet to the ground and this stupid seatbelt that they force me to wear is going to do absolutely no good when I get sucked out of the airplane.